tu sameera hai...toh mein teri maa hoon.....

lying lazy on a monday morning may not be very usual for every 1 around , but these r the days of being lame ... lying long...and doing wrong...( jus being poetic)
at around 11 am..my mom gives me an ultimatum....listen if u really want an account...then u need to move from where u are...and that to before 1pm...or forget it...so i did....
I was up and ready by 12.30...and we left to conquer the world...ohk...just to open a joint account at the icici... each of us have a pan card...so pan card copies.. both of us apparantly stay in the same house.. so two copies of the electric bill as the adress proof.
We enter the bank...left right left right left...( Marching affect...incase u dint get it)
Mom :we need to open an account....
ICICI :"to ur right mam"
as we march..and enter..
ICICI: please be seated
Mom: shes my daughter( i smile like an idiot) we need to open a joint account
ICICI : do u need to know how to open 1 or are u aware....
Mom : I already have an account here ( very proudly...as if...she was the owner of ICICI..:p)
ICICI : have u got the papers....
Mom: photographs, pan cards, copies, electricity bill
ICICI : pan card serves as an identity proof and electricity bill is the adress proof.. but......
Mom : already annoyed...as she was suspecting a wave of being strange
ICICI: we need a mother and daughter proof....
Mom : pan card has the fathers name....
ICICI: yeah mam thats ohk...
Mom : Electricity bill has my name and her fathers name....
ICICI : yeah mam thats ohk...
Mom: so dont u think shes my daughter...what else do u want....
The lady there could not probably answer.... so she went out and got some one to support her..i suppose....
ICICI ( woman) : He's my senior...
Mom: sigh's ... (toh mein kya karu..in her mind obviously)
ICICI : we need to prove the relation
Mom : wat.... (abe tu pagal hai......in my mind now)
ICICI : Yeah..we need a proof that u are her mother....
Mom : I am repeating that her fathers name is in the pan card and...in the electricity billl...................
ICICI : What is the proof that the name in the pan card..is her fathers name..
Mom : well... in my daughters pan card it is her fathers name...but i am not very aware what is there in ur pan card..probably u might wish to have ur neighbours fathers name...but in my daughters pan card ..its definitely her fathers name...................
( she was furious now...but for me it was hillarious......)
Mom: Its ridiculous..how u guys manage the bank.....
And we left the bank...widout getting an account..............
After a while we looked at each others face..and laughed our guts out............and decided that we shall pop into some other branch tomorow..................
"Today no more...
Tomorow some more...."